The rest? They get the droppings.
First-quarter expectations were set when the market still felt the world was going to come to an end.
Days like this are reminders of how important short-selling can be to an up market.
Cull ETFs and split shares to make stocks more attractive.
These stocks are too hot. There's just not enough money chasing hotness.
This health care selloff shows the value of diversification to protect our portfolios -- and to go on the offensive and find bargains.
When you see that money pouring out of the market it is going to be looking for a home. The home will most likely want some economic sensitivity.
I don't care what Netflix says about weak domestic. I care about the slate. I care about missing out.
A resilient market allows you to buy stocks when they get hammered and do so with some certainty that you won't get your head handed to you.
Trucking is a huge tell of the real economy, which has definitely slowed.
It has become almost too onerous to own something that could be in Amazon's crosshairs.
The U.S. economy is doing okay, but not great, and you can see that in a number of sectors.
We never thought, 24 hours ago, that it could possibly be this good.
The first thing you need to think about when analyzing earnings has nothing to do with earnings. It has to do with where the stocks are.
Bezos and Amazon are the greatest bargains for the customer on earth.
It may not be too late to save the company, as it still has a good balance sheet. But major upheaval is needed.
We have to hope they are given a better chance to tell their story than they were Wednesday.
The tech-based drinks outlet keeps a tight lid on wage pressures.
Here are a bunch reasons to sell -- even if I don't believe in most of them.
It's annoying to be disciplined when the market opens down big and you see some opportunities.
When you have watched oil stocks go nowhere despite a huge run in crude, perhaps it is time to take the other side of the trade.
Monday was a demonstration of pretty much everything analysts can throw at stocks to get you out while the getting is still good.
3M, Walgreens and FedEx had tough reports last quarter. But what they really tell us is to watch fundamentals on earnings.
I am sure the SEC is steamed about this one. But they ran into a real brick wall.
Now would be a good time to buy this great company.
The consumer is alive, well, and might benefit from a thaw with China and easy to get jobs. So would Boeing and Caterpillar.
Use the swoon to buy, but wait until the coast is clear and nothing happens and it is just a random rotation.
Elon Musk will have a tough time saying the latest delivery numbers are immaterial when he faces off against Judge Alison Nathan in his contempt hearing.
Lowered expectations are the best kind of expectations and they can make for great markets.
The focus on smart tech investment, digital advertising and new menus all helped PLAY to kill it on earnings and comps.